Don’t worry, this happens to every fledgling farmer. You wake up, put on your overalls and straw hat and grab your trusty (and only) sickle, and get ready to harvest all the carrots, apples, onions, and assorted natural elements (sun?) you need to get you through the winter. But wait! What’s up with all those cropsies? They’re not shining with delight at the thought of being ripped out of the ground by steel-forged blades and carried away by a helpful dog. Not at all. There’s something wrong with them — they wear deep frowns, their eyes are soulless, and what’s with all that mud? What’s the deal?
So What Are Farm Heroes Grumpy Cropsies?
Well I’ll tell you what they are. They’re PISSED. Unhappy, stupid mad cropsies that probably got pampered one too many times as a kid and now they’re taking everything out on you. Farm Heroes grumpy cropsies do more than just make you feel bad about yourself, though. They actually make your life harder. All you want to do is collect them and eat or sell them, but when you collect a grumpy cropsy, it counts for NOTHING. It’s like when you buy milk at that shady store on the corner and the expiration date seems like it will be fine for another week but you get it home and crack it open right away to enjoy a box of your favorite Cap’n Crunch and then SMACK. The sour odor hits you in the face and maybe you vomit and realize: well that milk’s no good at all. That’s some rotten milk. Well, what you’ve got here is the case of the rotten cropsy. Might as well throw that junk away.
King isn’t that cruel, though — there’s a way to save the cropsies! And not just in a spiritual sense (but I’ve got a pamphlet for that, if you’re interested. Is that how you spell pamphlet? It’s looking strange to me right now. Pamphlet. Anyway…), but in a real, honest-to-goodness, get your cropsies back to happiness way. The key to your cropsies’, and your, happiness is GRASS!
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